Renee Zellweger Totally Looks Like Sumo Wrestler Lawn Sculpture

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Renee Zellweger Totally Looks Like Sumo Wrestler Lawn Sculpture

Only when she's filming "Bridget Jones" movies, though.

Mark Zuckerberg Totally Looks Like Emperor Constantine

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Mark Zuckerberg Totally Looks Like Emperor Constantine

I used to be friends with Emperor Constantine on Facebook, but all of his status updates were self-important brags about how he triumphed over the Visigoths. BIG DEAL! I beat up a regular goth, and you don't hear me bragging about it. Unfriend