Selena Bieber Totally Looks Like Taylor Lautner

It's really just simple math here, folks. Selena Gomez + Justin Bieber = This composite image of a creature called Selena Bieber. Selena Bieber + Taylor Lautner = A look-alike that will haunt your dreams for all of time. MATH!

Russel Brand Totally Looks Like Tiny Tim

It's hard to imagine that at least one of these fugly dudes has slept with Katy Perry.

Christina Aguilera Totally Looks Like Cyndi Lauper

No disrespect to either (former) pop sensation, but in these photos they both totally look like something you can buy and inflate for $99.99 at your local adult entertainment store. Not that I would know the price of such things...

Adam Lambert Totally Looks Like Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller)

Glambert's "Blue Steel" needs some work. As does the rest of his life.

Rebecca Black Totally Looks Like Young Penelope Cruz