Bert from "Sesame Street" Totally Looks Like Kevin Jonas
Both Bert and Kevin have been the target of certain persistent rumors. Especially Kevin.
Bert and Ernie Totally Looks Like Paint Brush Display
The rumors that those two paintbrushes were an "item" riled up certain sects of the country. Many protesters with poorly-written signs could be seen outside art stores nationwide. Bert and Ernie know how that goes.
My New Headphones Totally Looks Like Cookie Monster
I hope your ears don't look like cookies, otherwise your headphones might try and eat them! And then you'd be deaf, making headphones rather unnecessary to your life. OMNOMNOMNOM!