Kathryn Bigelow Totally Looks Like Kate Middleton
One married a world-renowned director and the other married a prince. Why is it that all I have to show for my love life is a strange, untreatable rash?!
Prince Charles Totally Looks Like Dobby
The obvious thing to do would be to make an inbreeding joke. But ya'll didn't care for it the last time I did it. But c'mon! It's so easy! FINE! Instead I will just say, "Prince Charles and Camilla, what a pair they make! A house elf and a horse, isn't it great?!"