Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson
This is clearly not a great example of "history repeating itself," because what was once considered "hot" looks, these days, more like an unwashed, unshaven frog. PATTINSON, I'M LOOKING AT YOU!
The Guy in This Poster Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson
"This poster" is actually a poster for "Up the Down Staircase," a film released in 1967. And so this makes sense because, being a vampire, Mr. Pattinson is eternal. Unfortunately. Actually, scratch that; none of what I just wrote makes sense at all. DEALWITHIT.GIF