The Bible Belt Totally Looks Like Percentage of Uneducated People
Hey, hey, hey! Don't get mad at me now! Take your feelings over here!
Harold Camping Totally Looks Like Balaam, The False Prophet
I don't know why everyone is pretending THE RAPTURE didn't happen, because it did. I was totally RAPTURED! LOL, Heaven is great! YOU ALL LOOK SO SMALL FROM UP HERE! Like little ants capable who've been trained to use the computer...