The Bible Belt Totally Looks Like Percentage of Uneducated People
Hey, hey, hey! Don't get mad at me now! Take your feelings over here!
This Water Stain on a Bridge in Mexico Totally Looks Like The Virgin Mary
Why does The Virgin Mary appear in all the weirdest places? A dirty bridge, an old tomato, in my reflection when I look into the mirror? She should consider popping up somewhere cool, like a discotheque or somewhere. LIKE A BOSS!
Harold Camping Totally Looks Like Balaam, The False Prophet
I don't know why everyone is pretending THE RAPTURE didn't happen, because it did. I was totally RAPTURED! LOL, Heaven is great! YOU ALL LOOK SO SMALL FROM UP HERE! Like little ants capable who've been trained to use the computer...