Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like a Toilet Seat
What most news outlets failed to report is that Prince William actually took a pre-wedding loo break all over that hat, having made the same mistake.
Princess Beatrice's Hat Totally Looks Like The Flying Spaghetti Monster
I don't think the world has been this excited about a hat since the hat that belonged to that cat from that children's book about a cat in a hat.
OK, seriously, I'm done with the hat... for now. Enjoy a royal-free weekend!