GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley

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GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley
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GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley

Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!

Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman

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Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman
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Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Unisex hairstyles: The mohawk, the mullet, the Bieber, and then the whatever-the-hell-this-is.

Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe

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Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe
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Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe

The creep factor is high in this one, my friends. Very high, indeed.

Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!