Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Unisex hairstyles: The mohawk, the mullet, the Bieber, and then the whatever-the-hell-this-is.
GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley
Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!