Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Unisex hairstyles: The mohawk, the mullet, the Bieber, and then the whatever-the-hell-this-is.
The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright
Though accurate, is it not also unsurprising? After all, do not all old, white dudes look like one another? Oh... I see...
Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:
Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!