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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!

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Hillary Clinton Totally Looks Like Chucky

Sometimes I wonder how different things would be if, instead of politicians, a gang of murderous dolls ran the world. Probably not too different.

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Florida Governor Rick Scott Totally Looks Like Woody Harrelson

But only one of them can play his way into our hearts on the bongos.

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