John Dickinson Totally Looks Like Lieutenant Commander Data
Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:
Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!
Grandpa Munster (Al Lewis) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright
Now it's your turn to assign Munster roles to other members of the Clinton administration. I'll get the ball rolling with the most obvious comparison: Bill Clinton = Herman Munster. Go!
GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley
Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!
Young Vladimir Putin Totally Looks Like Tom Felton
That's right, folks! Today we're combining all of the sexiness with all the evilness and giving it all to you FULL THROTTLE! Happy Friday, look-alikes! Can ya handle this hawtness? AWWW YEAHHHH!