Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!

Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman

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Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman
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Meg Whitman Totally Looks Like Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Unisex hairstyles: The mohawk, the mullet, the Bieber, and then the whatever-the-hell-this-is.

Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe

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Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe
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Finnish Politician Paivi Rasanen Totally Looks Like Willem Dafoe

The creep factor is high in this one, my friends. Very high, indeed.