Kitchen Brush Totally Looks Like Pauly D
Would you rather A) watch one episode of "Jersey Shore" or B) spend the rest of your life in a dark room with a kitchen brush as your only companion?
B. The answer is B.
John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!