John Boehner Totally Looks Like An Orange M&M
Boehner: He melts in your mouth and not in your hand.
Kitchen Brush Totally Looks Like Pauly D
Would you rather A) watch one episode of "Jersey Shore" or B) spend the rest of your life in a dark room with a kitchen brush as your only companion?
B. The answer is B.
Junie B Jones Totally Looks Like Velma From Scooby Doo