Joe Biden Totally Looks Like Bob Barker
Joe also looks like...
Sheeva From Mortal Kombat Totally Looks Like Grace Jones
If you ever feel the need to get my attention, simply mix:
1 part Grace Jones' "Nightclubbing" 8 parts Sheeva's arms 1 part wild dance party
And when I catch wind of these events, perfectly-aligned, I will ask you to pull right up to my bumper, baby.
Young Johnny Cash Totally Looks Like Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Instead of suggesting that Mr. Gordon-Levitt play Mr. Cash in another biopic about the country singer, I will make an unexpected plea for him to instead play Lady Gaga: