Hand Dryer Totally Looks Like Sloth From "The Goonies"

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Hand Dryer Totally Looks Like Sloth From "The Goonies"
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Hand Dryer Totally Looks Like Sloth From "The Goonies"

Now that this comparison has been brought to my attention, I believe I will become one of those dudes who either A) dries his hands on his pants or B) "forgets" to wash his hands at all.

Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!