This Model's Hair Totally Looks Like Bram Stoker's Dracula (Gary Oldman)
Their lovechild is now a wildly popular musician.
Christie Brinkley Totally Looks Like The Joker
I've been watching a lot of "Twin Peaks" lately, and it's currently the only thing I know how to reference. Therefore:
Ms. Brinkley looks like an even more "experienced" Laura Palmer before her untimely demise, and The Joker looks like Laura Palmer after they pulled her bloated corpse out of the river!