Christie Brinkley Totally Looks Like The Joker
I've been watching a lot of "Twin Peaks" lately, and it's currently the only thing I know how to reference. Therefore:
Ms. Brinkley looks like an even more "experienced" Laura Palmer before her untimely demise, and The Joker looks like Laura Palmer after they pulled her bloated corpse out of the river!
Sheeva From Mortal Kombat Totally Looks Like Grace Jones
If you ever feel the need to get my attention, simply mix:
1 part Grace Jones' "Nightclubbing" 8 parts Sheeva's arms 1 part wild dance party
And when I catch wind of these events, perfectly-aligned, I will ask you to pull right up to my bumper, baby.