Senior from" American Chopper" Totally Looks Like Dr. Seuss' Lorax
"I am the Senior. I speak for the bikes.
I speak for the bikes, for the bikes have no tongues.
And I'm asking you, Junior, at the top of my lungs"--
he was very upset as he shouted and puffed--
"What's that THING you've made out of my Muffler muff?!"