John Boehner Totally Looks Like Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Totally Looks Like Baby Jane (Bette Davis)
Grotesque physical appearance? Check! Waning fame and fortune? Check! Alcohol problems? Check! Daddy issues? Check!
It should be noted that LiLo also totally looks like a rat being eaten by Joan Crawford. This really is, like, the perfect look-alike; it works on every level.