The part of me that is all schadenfreude kind of hopes this ignites a full-on war between Gaga's "Little Monsters" and the Bieber-Fever-havers. But once we tire of all the slapping, we should shake hands, congratulate each other on a fight well-fought, and cut into some freaky, freaky cake.
Bald Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Dana Carvey as "Turtle Guy"
All Bald Things Totally Look Like Other Bald Things, Pt. 2: Yes, Lady Gaga went bald for a performance of her song -- are you ready for the delicious irony? -- "Hair." And, yes, she looks like a human turtle. But a human turtle with fierce eye makeup!