So, by my logic (which is faultless), J.Biebs, following in Jane Fonda's footsteps, should release a series of workout videos. Just to say: UNNECESSARY! Listening to his vomit-inducing music is the best and only diet you'll ever need. No exercise required.
The part of me that is all schadenfreude kind of hopes this ignites a full-on war between Gaga's "Little Monsters" and the Bieber-Fever-havers. But once we tire of all the slapping, we should shake hands, congratulate each other on a fight well-fought, and cut into some freaky, freaky cake.