Justin Bieber Totally Looks Like Pizza Parlor Chick from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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Justin Bieber Totally Looks Like Pizza  Parlor Chick from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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Justin Bieber Totally Looks Like Pizza Parlor Chick from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Who would have thought that J.Biebs was but a simple coat of pink lipstick and some blush away from being a pretty, pretty girl? Oh, right, people have been saying that for ages. My bad.

Justin Beiber Totally Looks Like This Pig

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Justin Beiber Totally Looks Like This Pig
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Justin Beiber Totally Looks Like This Pig

Pigs make better sounds than J.Biebs. BLAMMO #1! J.Biebs would better serve the world if he sacrificed his own life, allowing us to turn him into bacon. BLAMMO #2! J.Biebs would be lucky if his first and only film role was playing Babe the Talking Pig in a low-budget remake. BLAMMO #3!

YA BURNT, J.BIEBS?!?

Justin Bieber Cake Totally Looks Like Lady Gaga

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Justin Bieber Cake Totally Looks Like Lady Gaga
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Justin Bieber Cake Totally Looks Like Lady Gaga

The part of me that is all schadenfreude kind of hopes this ignites a full-on war between Gaga's "Little Monsters" and the Bieber-Fever-havers. But once we tire of all the slapping, we should shake hands, congratulate each other on a fight well-fought, and cut into some freaky, freaky cake.