John D. Rockefeller Totally Looks Like Odo (from Star Trek: DS9)
John D. Rockefeller Totally Looks Like This Sea Turtle
If that turtle had bank like a Rockefeller, I would gladly give up my job writing about things that look like other things, move into the sea, and become a sea turtle trophy husband. Aw, but you guys would miss me too much, right? Right?!?!