John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

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John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
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John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!

Moar Forever Alone Guy over here!

John Boehner Totally Looks Like An Orange M&M

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John Boehner Totally Looks Like An Orange M&M
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John Boehner Totally Looks Like An Orange M&M

Boehner: He melts in your mouth and not in your hand.

John Boehner Totally Looks Like Colonel Augustus Autumn From "Fallout 3"

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John Boehner Totally Looks Like Colonel Augustus Autumn From "Fallout 3"
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John Boehner Totally Looks Like Colonel Augustus Autumn From "Fallout 3"

I didn't know that Boehner (pronounced [boh-ner] no matter what he might tell you) was the physical basis for Colonel Autumn. I thought Colonel Autumn looked familiar when I went back through "Fallout 3" on my 9th play-through.