The Situation Totally Looks Like Walton Mattau

You can almost picture it now: "Jersey Shore 2060: Grumpier Old Guidos."

Snooki Totally Looks Like A Circus Bear Riding A Trike

If that bear would just eat Snooki, not only would he be my personal hero, but that kind of carbo loading could help him win the Tour de France. The "Tour de Frursus," if you will. PUN MASTER!

Rosalind Franklin Totally Looks Like The Situation

Like the spread of an STD you can only treat but never cure, The Situation is becoming the new Lady Gaga of this site. Seriously, he totally looks like so many things. Like this, for example.

The Situation Totally Looks Like Pauly Shore

Let us all just take a moment to ponder the red arrow pointing to The Situation and the word "amazing" underneath. Surely the creator misspelled "abhorrent"?

PS - If Pauly Shore were to star in a parody of "Jersey Shore," would it be called "Pauly Shore"?

Snooki Totally Looks Like Baby Sinclair

I can totally imagine Snooki uttering the phrase "I'm the baby, gotta love me" in all seriousness. And that makes me want to barf on a dinosaur grave.