Insanity Wolf Totally Looks Like The Minnesota Timberwolf

Insanity Wolf isn't so insane... Oh, no wait, never mind. He is.

Xena Warrior Princess (Lucy Lawless) Totally Looks Like Insanity Wolf

In a battle to the death, who wins? My money is on Xena: Warrior Princess because I feel like nothing beats a woman during a raging period... of physical and emotional distress.