This Smear of Chocolate Totally Looks Like Harry Potter on a Broom
How come all of the "chocolate smears" in my apartment just look like disgusting poo stains and not like awesome wizards?!
Prince Charles Totally Looks Like Dobby
The obvious thing to do would be to make an inbreeding joke. But ya'll didn't care for it the last time I did it. But c'mon! It's so easy! FINE! Instead I will just say, "Prince Charles and Camilla, what a pair they make! A house elf and a horse, isn't it great?!"