Is that really the hair you want running your country? I mean, it's cute on a kid and all, but behind a desk in the Oval Office? In 2012, vote based on the important factors that affect our lives. Like hairstyles. It's your duty as an American.
Style is cyclical: This hairstyle, popular in the early 17th Century, became popular once again in the 1980s. That means we're due for another revival in, like, 200 years. Thank goodness I'll be dead by then.