Criss Angel's Stupid Hair Cut Totally Looks Like Kate Gosselin's Stupid Hair Cut
Stupid?! I don't know about Mr. Angel, but I know Ms. Gosselin paid top dollar for that chop:
Donald Trump Totally Looks Like Static Kid
Is that really the hair you want running your country? I mean, it's cute on a kid and all, but behind a desk in the Oval Office? In 2012, vote based on the important factors that affect our lives. Like hairstyles. It's your duty as an American.