This Model's Hair Totally Looks Like Bram Stoker's Dracula (Gary Oldman)
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Alpaca Totally Looks Like Gary Oldman as Zorg
I don't even care if you're an alpaca or a world-class actor; if you sport a hairdo like that, you deserve a big punch in the face. I'll punch the alpaca, because I'm a trained professional, if you guys take care of Oldman.