John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

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John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!

Moar Forever Alone Guy over here!

This Dog Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

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This Dog Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

Aww, you poor lil' goggie, I am sure you can make some forever friends over here.

Pyramid on Back of $1 Bill Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

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Pyramid on Back of $1 bill Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

This is because $1 bills are worthless. I only run with people who pay for everything, even a Tootsie Roll, with $100 bills. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, BABY!

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