Pyramid on Back of $1 bill Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
This is because $1 bills are worthless. I only run with people who pay for everything, even a Tootsie Roll, with $100 bills. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, BABY!
Harvey from "Thomas and Friends" Totally Looks Like Forever Alone Guy
FOREVER A TRAIN! Wait a minute... if this train dude is on a show called "Thomas and Friends," then how can he be FOREVER ALONE?! That train is a liar, and his deceitful behavior will eventually destroy his relationships. Then, and only then, will he be FOREVER ALONE/TRAIN!
John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!