This Smear of Chocolate Totally Looks Like Harry Potter on a Broom
How come all of the "chocolate smears" in my apartment just look like disgusting poo stains and not like awesome wizards?!
This Paint Chipping Totally Looks Like Bacon
Steven Tyler Totally Looks Like Shrunken Apple Head
I will take "Things That Can Be Found in an '80s Dumpster" for $200, Alex.
Guinness Pint Totally Looks Like Jerry Collins
It's Cinco de Mayo, so that means I can drink ALL DAY and not get in trouble at work, right? 'Cuz this Guinness be makin' me THIRSTAY!
Happy Cinco de Mayo, Look-Alikes!