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apple disney food fruit grandmother willow pochahontas - 4782777856
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Grandmother Willow Totally Looks Like This Apple

I will never understand why the lyric "Have you ever nommed the face of a crabby granny apple?" was deleted from the final version of "Colors of the Wind."

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This Smear of Chocolate Totally Looks Like Harry Potter on a Broom

How come all of the "chocolate smears" in my apartment just look like disgusting poo stains and not like awesome wizards?!

food frosted mini wheats hay hay bales snow - 4873754112
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Frosted Mini-Wheats Totally Look Like Hay Bales Covered In Snow

Just in time for breakfast! Mmmm... hay!

(OMG, did I just give away my secret?! Were you able to tell from my choice of breakfast foods that I am actually a semi-literate horse?!?!? YOU KNOW TOO MUCH! NEEEIIIIGHHHHH!)

(Horses don't -- or shouldn't, anyway -- eat a lot of hay, but it's a joke. Get with it!)