This Hair Style Totally Looks Like Escargot
Excuse me, waiter, there's a hair in my snail!
Old Sontaran Totally Looks Like A Potato
BORING! Turn 'em both into French fries, and then, at last, you'll have my attention.
Guinness Pint Totally Looks Like Jerry Collins
It's Cinco de Mayo, so that means I can drink ALL DAY and not get in trouble at work, right? 'Cuz this Guinness be makin' me THIRSTAY!
Happy Cinco de Mayo, Look-Alikes!
Muscle Man Totally Looks Like A Croissant
Also, both look really good soaked in butter and grease.
Richard Nixon Totally Looks Like This Eggplant
Food is like laughter: It feels great in your throat.
This Smear of Chocolate Totally Looks Like Harry Potter on a Broom
How come all of the "chocolate smears" in my apartment just look like disgusting poo stains and not like awesome wizards?!