This Dog Totally Looks Like E.T.
That pug is totally the product of a love affair between Marty Feldman and E.T. You don't even wanna know what that hanky-panky looked like...
The Gulf of Mexico Totally Looks Like a Welsh Terrier
In honor of this fine dog and his native tongue:
Mae Gwlff Mexico llwyr yn edrych fel tirlyfr Gymraeg. Mae'r daeargi yn eithaf 'n giwt. Mae'r Nid Gwlff, cymaint. Rwy'n hoffi crwbanod.
And, yes, that is a real language (or as close to a real language as Google Translate will get me), not just random strings of letters.