Old Sontaran Totally Looks Like A Potato
BORING! Turn 'em both into French fries, and then, at last, you'll have my attention.
The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright
Though accurate, is it not also unsurprising? After all, do not all old, white dudes look like one another? Oh... I see...
Julian Assange Totally Looks Like The Master (John Simm)
On the next "Doctor Who:" The Doctor races to stop his nemesis from exposing top-secret government documents, but then realizes that people have a right to read them. They talk their differences out over some fish 'n chips and become best friends forever. [SERIES CANCELLED]