LeBron James and Dwayne Wade Totally Look Like Crybabies
Hush, little players, don't you cry Your agent's gonna get you an extra million-point-five And if that money isn't enough He'll get you more endorsements and other stuff
John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!