Bryan Callen Totally Looks Like Lee Harvey Oswald
If you have to look like a murderer, it's nice to look like one of the non-ugly ones!
Russell Brand Totally Looks Like The Mad Hatter
Your options are:
A) A tea party with Russell Brand B) A tea party with an illustration of a fictional character C) A Tea Party rally protesting... well... everything
The only acceptable answers are B and C.