Bryan Callen Totally Looks Like Lee Harvey Oswald
If you have to look like a murderer, it's nice to look like one of the non-ugly ones!
Russell Brand Totally Looks Like The Mad Hatter
Your options are:
A) A tea party with Russell Brand B) A tea party with an illustration of a fictional character C) A Tea Party rally protesting... well... everything
The only acceptable answers are B and C.
Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes
OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."