John D. Rockefeller Totally Looks Like This Sea Turtle

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John D. Rockefeller Totally Looks Like This Sea Turtle
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John D. Rockefeller Totally Looks Like This Sea Turtle

If that turtle had bank like a Rockefeller, I would gladly give up my job writing about things that look like other things, move into the sea, and become a sea turtle trophy husband. Aw, but you guys would miss me too much, right? Right?!?!

White Peacock Totally Looks Like Dandelion

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White Peacock Totally Looks Like Dandelion
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White Peacock Totally Looks Like Dandelion

I was going to make a joke about how one should never blow a white peacock the way one blows a dandelion, but then I remembered that this is a family site.

A Llama Totally Looks Like Leonardo DiCaprio

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A Llama Totally Looks Like Leonardo DiCaprio
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A Llama Totally Looks Like Leonardo DiCaprio

I have existed on this earth only so that, at the right moment, I could write the following pun-manteau: Llamanardo Dicaprio.