When my daughter was thirteen, her favorite actress in the whole wide world was Susan Sarandon. So, for her birthday, I tried to hire a Susan Sarandon look-alike from a local agency, but it was far too expensive. With an eye to personal economy, I placed a wig on the family dog. Good enough? You would think so, but SO MANY TEARS!
Pigs make better sounds than J.Biebs. BLAMMO #1!
J.Biebs would better serve the world if he sacrificed his own life, allowing us to turn him into bacon. BLAMMO #2!
J.Biebs would be lucky if his first and only film role was playing Babe the Talking Pig in a low-budget remake. BLAMMO #3!