My Dog Totally Looks Like A Flower
Dogs are like flowers in that they both smell like dog poop. That is, if you fertilize your flowers with dog poop... That's a thing, right? Never really had a "green thumb."
Nicki Minaj Totally Looks Like Dog
Totally Looks Like has teamed up with I Has a Hotdog to give you Nicki Minaj lyrics as spoken by loldogs:
Dis wun iz 4 teh dawgz wiff teh barkin' Rin Tinz Tawp down, tung owt in teh blowin' wind-windz Wen he kum up in teh kennul he b sniffin' up Gawt fleez on hiz nekk liek he Frontierin' up And he chill, he spillz, he keepz it supa reelz He nomz bakon and he gawt teh rite kinda mealz
... You want me to stop now, don't you?