This Cat Totally Looks Like Rey Mysterio
Given the choice, I would choose to wrestle a cat over an actual wrestler. And not just because I think I could win, but because wrestling with a cat is really just code for snuggle times.
Insanity Wolf Totally Looks Like The Minnesota Timberwolf
John D. Rockefeller Totally Looks Like This Sea Turtle
If that turtle had bank like a Rockefeller, I would gladly give up my job writing about things that look like other things, move into the sea, and become a sea turtle trophy husband. Aw, but you guys would miss me too much, right? Right?!?!