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John D. Rockefeller Totally Looks Like This Sea Turtle

If that turtle had bank like a Rockefeller, I would gladly give up my job writing about things that look like other things, move into the sea, and become a sea turtle trophy husband. Aw, but you guys would miss me too much, right? Right?!?!

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Alpaca Totally Looks Like Gary Oldman as Zorg

I don't even care if you're an alpaca or a world-class actor; if you sport a hairdo like that, you deserve a big punch in the face. I'll punch the alpaca, because I'm a trained professional, if you guys take care of Oldman.