This Dog Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
Aww, you poor lil' goggie, I am sure you can make some forever friends over here.
This Cat Totally Looks Like This Girl
I like that cat's positive attitude. I would like to hire it as the office mascot. Initially, i was considering the girl, but clearly she is faking her enthusiasm. Also, a human mascot might be kind of weird considering we're really all about the cats around here.
The Gulf of Mexico Totally Looks Like a Welsh Terrier
In honor of this fine dog and his native tongue:
Mae Gwlff Mexico llwyr yn edrych fel tirlyfr Gymraeg. Mae'r daeargi yn eithaf 'n giwt. Mae'r Nid Gwlff, cymaint. Rwy'n hoffi crwbanod.
And, yes, that is a real language (or as close to a real language as Google Translate will get me), not just random strings of letters.