This Queen Totally Looks Like Kristen Stewart
The obvious joke: "That card has a greater emotional range than Ms. Stewart." And you know what? I love obvious jokes, so let's go with that and call it a day, shall we?
Lady in the Water (Bryce Dallas Howard) Totally Looks Like Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood)
Three rings for the Elven Kings--- M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TWIST! Turns out the rings were really just Ring Pops™, which I ate by mistake, ruining the entire plot of the epic drama I was to tell you about.