I don't even care if you're an alpaca or a world-class actor; if you sport a hairdo like that, you deserve a big punch in the face. I'll punch the alpaca, because I'm a trained professional, if you guys take care of Oldman.
It's really just simple math here, folks. Selena Gomez + Justin Bieber = This composite image of a creature called Selena Bieber. Selena Bieber + Taylor Lautner = A look-alike that will haunt your dreams for all of time. MATH!