Steve Buscemi Totally Looks Like John Waters

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Steve Buscemi Totally Looks Like John Waters
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Steve Buscemi Totally Looks Like John Waters

Much respect to both Mr. Buscemi and Mr. Waters, but both dudes have the kind of face that says to me "Do not get in this van, do not eat the free candy."

Selena Bieber Totally Looks Like Taylor Lautner

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Selena Bieber Totally Looks Like Taylor Lautner
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Selena Bieber Totally Looks Like Taylor Lautner

It's really just simple math here, folks. Selena Gomez + Justin Bieber = This composite image of a creature called Selena Bieber. Selena Bieber + Taylor Lautner = A look-alike that will haunt your dreams for all of time. MATH!

Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson

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Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson
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Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson

This is clearly not a great example of "history repeating itself," because what was once considered "hot" looks, these days, more like an unwashed, unshaven frog. PATTINSON, I'M LOOKING AT YOU!

The Situation Totally Looks Like Walter Matthau

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The Situation Totally Looks Like Walter Matthau
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The Situation Totally Looks Like Walton Mattau

You can almost picture it now: "Jersey Shore 2060: Grumpier Old Guidos."