Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King (David Bowie)
One is a creature made entirely of evil and the other steals babies in the middle of the night.
The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright
Though accurate, is it not also unsurprising? After all, do not all old, white dudes look like one another? Oh... I see...
Alpaca Totally Looks Like Gary Oldman as Zorg
I don't even care if you're an alpaca or a world-class actor; if you sport a hairdo like that, you deserve a big punch in the face. I'll punch the alpaca, because I'm a trained professional, if you guys take care of Oldman.