Anthony Weiner Totally Looks Like Screech (Dustin Diamond)
Unfortunately, there exists no bell large or loud enough to save Anthony or his weiner from the consequences of his mistakes.
Kitty Kat Totally Looks Like "Glee" Guy (Darren Criss)
As a (rejected) "So You Think You Can Dance?" judge, let me offer you my thoughts on tonight's performers. Clearly, the talented Kitty Kat is busting out some top-notch "Thriller" moves. Mr. Criss, meanwhile, is simply one herp away from a total derp. Kitty Kat, please move on to the next round.
Lucy from Chronicles of Narnia (Georgie Henley) Totally Looks Like Kurt from Glee (Chris Colfer)
I am reminded of a room in my grandmother's house in which she displayed a collection of rather creepy porcelain dolls. So people-like, and yet... so not people.