Socrates Totally Looks Like Anthony Hopkins
This year for Christmas, I want some philosophy books, an Academy Award, a fluffy white beard, and some fava beans with a nice chianti SUCKING NOISES!
This Dog Totally Looks Like Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari)
So apparently dogs looking like Tom Haverford is a thing, and that's fine because look-alikes are, like, my specialty and I care about them all equally. Like children or dogs or Beyoncé albums. But I just wanna say that I once saw Aziz Ansari booed off the stage at a festival. And another time I saw that dog walking down the street, and I booed him, too. So the urge to boo right now is overwhelming.
Christie Brinkley Totally Looks Like The Joker
I've been watching a lot of "Twin Peaks" lately, and it's currently the only thing I know how to reference. Therefore:
Ms. Brinkley looks like an even more "experienced" Laura Palmer before her untimely demise, and The Joker looks like Laura Palmer after they pulled her bloated corpse out of the river!