Benjamin Button Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld

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Benjamin Button Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld
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Benjamin Button Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld

I don't want to meet you in the middle, Rumsy. Sorry.

This Chameleon Totally Looks Like Gary Busey

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This Chameleon Totally Looks Like Gary Busey
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This Chameleon Totally Looks Like Gary Busey

The lizard has better teeth, though. Also: DERP!

Criss Angel Totally Looks Like Jared Leto

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Criss Angel Totally Looks Like Jared Leto
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Criss Angel Totally Looks Like Jared Leto

When in the process of human cultural evolution did we decide that men wearing eyeliner, over-the-top hand ornaments, and ugly side-parted black hairstyles was okay? I DO NOT APPROVE.

Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson

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Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson
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Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson

This is clearly not a great example of "history repeating itself," because what was once considered "hot" looks, these days, more like an unwashed, unshaven frog. PATTINSON, I'M LOOKING AT YOU!