Socrates Totally Looks Like Anthony Hopkins

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Socrates Totally Looks Like Anthony Hopkins

Dear Santa,

This year for Christmas, I want some philosophy books, an Academy Award, a fluffy white beard, and some fava beans with a nice chianti SUCKING NOISES!

Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes

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Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes

OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."

Evil Plan Cat Totally Looks Like Spiderman

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Evil Plan Cat Totally Looks Like Spiderman (Tobey Maguire)

Whatcha plottin', guys?! It looks delightfully fun and naughty, which is exactly how I describe myself in all of my personal ads! Count me in!

'60s Cool Guy Totally Looks Like Tim Allen

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'60s Cool Guy Totally Looks Like Tim Allen

For some time, I have been mulling over my desired epitaph. After seeing this, I have decided, definitively, that it shall read:

Mr. Look-Alike 1998 - 2011 '60s Cool Guy and Writer for TotallyLooksLike.com

Criss Angel Totally Looks Like Jared Leto

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Criss Angel Totally Looks Like Jared Leto

When in the process of human cultural evolution did we decide that men wearing eyeliner, over-the-top hand ornaments, and ugly side-parted black hairstyles was okay? I DO NOT APPROVE.